For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Randomize
