he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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