I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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