p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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