okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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