It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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