if you like me you must not know who I am
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
