i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
No stitches, just platelets and will power
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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