its not stalking. its research.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
