There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
