somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i already hear my dad disowning me
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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