Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
North Korea, Best Korea!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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