Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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