can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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