You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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