I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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