What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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