Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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