I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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