i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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