By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
