he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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