Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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