No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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