Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Randomize
