I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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