Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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