Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Randomize
