Whod you bang
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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