We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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