Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
whose ass print is on the piano?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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