I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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