It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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