Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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