So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
soo... how was my night?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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