Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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