question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
