are you so shy because you have an std?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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