There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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