Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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