Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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