Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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