New invention idea: vibrating tampons
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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