I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Randomize
