hell yes lets make some ravioli
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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