i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
