He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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