do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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