I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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