On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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