you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
3pm strippers are depressing
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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